A couple of weeks ago we took the train into Köln to visit the largest music store in Europe. The music store was alright, but what really impressed me was this bar a couple of blocks away from the Dom cathedral. Check out the spooky animatronic accordion player behind me. Similar to Chuck-E-Cheese, this audacious fellow belts out your favorite drinking songs without a moment's warning. He made eye contact with me twice and furiously wiggled his eyebrows up and down. I looked in the trash can by the door, but that messy-haired bird was not lurking in there and waiting to pop out and crack a joke. Just garbage.
